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07/26/2012 / stupidtom

Traveler

my phone just coughed this old post up like a digital hairball. I’m not sure exactly when it was from but it couldn’t have been that long ago. Not one to waste a bunch of thumb typing I’ll plop it down today. I wish I could make the screen wavy to indicate a flashback…

I have been remiss in my posting duties with no excuse. I almost took a picture of the food I was served two nights ago for dinner do you could laugh while I cried but I was at a table of 12 and it didn’t seem right. We were at some scam called a “tapas” restaurant and I mistakenly ordered 2 of the “big plates” (enough already captain quotes we get the picture) The people sitting around me giggled because the sorry excuse for food that showed up were bite sized morsels. I didn’t feel like explaining the whole blog thing to everyone plus I was tired.

Things at home are a little topsy turvy as a close friends parent is busy dying. Liza has shifted into full on help mode which usually means that she is myopically focused. Then last night while I was talking to her she started to feel bad and told me that everyone has been turned into latchkey kids plus the house looks like a bomb detonated inside. The kids will survive and I’ll clean up tonight when I get home.

In related weird news if it looks like things aren’t going to turn into an immediate funeral I have been ordered to Michigan to buy a boat. I have the angel devil shoulder thing going on because she said she didn’t care what it costs. I know she’s a little stressed right now but I might mumble for clarification before I head out on a solo boat buying trip.

Gots to go as my lunch just showed up and requires my full attention.

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