Road warrior
I can now officially scratch over the road trucking from my list of jobs I would do if everything fell apart. Driving back from Minnesota I stopped at one of those big truck stops and the bathroom isn’t something I would like to repeat on a daily basis. I smelled like what I imagine a Sumo wrestler changing station might smell like. The pungent odor of those who can’t manage to completely clean themselves. At some point their drippings could probably be used to cure disease or wipe out large segments of the population if it got into the water supply. I had no idea I could hold my breath the entire time I pee’d (funny when you are struggling with the proper form of pee) but I did it. I even Got some hand sanitizer because anything in that whole room was hot in my opinion.
Is shot was taken using the ultra safe while driving method. The driver in front of me and the one in front of him were having a cut-off-a-thon and this was going to be my before shot as I pulled over to watch them exchange blows. It never materialized but I look for things to entertain whilst driving. I am fully invested in the olympics right now so this writing thing is taking away from my insanity.
