alright already
I made a mistake last night and its name was social media. Again I was innocently looking to kill some time on the FaceBook and the Twitter and every dam post was about the weather. Enough already! I get it! ITS COLD OUTSIDE. No need to prove it by taking a picture of your car’s dashboard thermometer. I just punched myself for doing just that on this very pile of refuse years ago when I lived in the desert. Get it? I lived on the surface of the sun and it was hot = stupiddouche.
Holy crap the “its cold” crowd is massive. For some reason I wasn’t as annoyed by the “in JANUARY!” people talking about the unseasonably warm weather and what they were wearing in traditionally cold climates. SHIT this has me rethinking this blog thing once again. I too grow desperate for something to say and I end up laying an egg but I have friends that end the posts with; What do you think? in a desperate attempt to converse with humans.
I will now post some of the comments that I swallowed last night in an effort to prevent them from turning into a growth of some kind:
great work Al Roker, what’s it like in my neck of the woods?
better proof would be licking the outside of your car and if your tongue sticks then I’d believe your “chilly” assessment.
strong work Einstein is it dark out at night as well?
WOW its cold in winter. fuck you.
Sorry about the language but I might need to take a slight break from the internet as EVERYTHING about it annoys me at the moment.
It’s just like that sometimes. Talking about the weather is a way of breaking the ice! Get it? Huh? Get it? Huh?