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I am tired and pissed. I’m working today and tonight until ten then up at six tomorrow morning to do it all over again. I get on a plane Sunday morning at nineish and should land at O’Hare sometime just before five in the evening. Add to that my friends sending me wish you were here pictures from March Madness.

That is just hurtful.

This is a terrible rendition of the potential backyard two car garage that we are considering. The scale might be off because it looks like we could park three cars on the trampoline but I am trying to do some visual planning here people. Luckily both neighbors on that side are not what I would call friends so the eyesore we might erect just becomes funny. Needs to be balls on level for bags if possible.

Lunch was this pile of chili deliciousness followed by an all you can eat ribs surprise special. I am dying and these seven dollar beers are going down hard

So this used to be old school rails until I snapped the bottom one off in a tragic furniture moving incident.

Highlight the newly installed safety rail

And finally the view from the mezzanine

Me thinks that can of paint is a hint but I have to go.

I forgot this one. I laughed at it not because she is supposed to be naked holding a picture of me but because her arm looks so dam hairy. This must be what a shaved female Sasquatch looks like. You might not be able to tell because I have to shrink the picture down a bit to reliably upload (screw you AT&T and your speed throttling bullshit) but this is a hairy beast. I really need to get more sleep, the bags under my eyes have bags under them. Eye luggage?