effing opening ceremonies

Seriously? These things are ridiculous. What in the hell is the Native symbolism behind the enormous phallic symbols in the middle of everything. And once the tribe is introduced the penis grows arms that stick straight out in front like old school Frankenstein chasing somebody. And why don’t Canadian Indians look like our indigenous folks? I think I’m going to call bullshit on the Canada Injun. Except the Inuit. Those are some bad ass live where no one else wants to Eskimo types. They need to be carving up a full sized adult whale in the middle of this mess to show how they use every last piece of one of those swimming dinosaurs. I’ve got to go, things aren’t going well at the torch lighting and the Great One is starting to flop sweat.

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