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Hi I’ve been on hold for quite a while now and I need to get back to work so I apologize for being what might seem a little brusque but I was in your fine facility a couple of weeks ago to drop off a fresh batch of ejaculate for examination and you have yet to deliver the results to my doctor. *DEEP breath* SO if you could be kind enough to deliver said same results ASAP I would appreciate it as racing across town with a hot cup of potentially live but allegedly disarmed baby batter is not something I care to do more than once if I can avoid it. My information is as follows (withheld for multiple obvious reasons) Thank you and have a great day.

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