My big fancy Valentine’s Day post was supposed to publish on time delay this morning and didn’t. I was going to try and recreate it whilst thumbtyping but no way. At this meeting I have already uttered the following words and or phrases:
And “Gay for the stay”
This might seem horrible out of context but most of them were uttered to crack people up and divert them from the asshole one of my coworkers had morphed in to. Typing this right now with one eye on the screen and the other watching my roommate like a lizard.