civic duty

Tomorrow I report for jury duty and I couldn’t be less happy. People who have time to comfortably serve on one of these things are in a different stage of life than I. Two kids in college and a wife gearing up for a forced career change spells on cranky fish in tomorrows jury pool. It has consumed my day as I make sure all of tomorrow’s appointments get moved up or back. In fact I am sitting here waiting for a tomorrow-West-Coast-call to graciously talk today when they get a chance. I understand the concept and it all seems good in theory but anyone with time sensitive responsibilities is going to make a horrible jurist.

There are a lot of ways I can go with this thing. Dress completely crazy… but that seems too obvious. Maybe just piss my pants before I get called in to the room. Subtle but sends a strong message. Fake Tourettes would at least be entertaining but I think there is a jail in most court houses and that is a young mans game. I did the overnight stay in college but I think that was to teach me a lesson. What I learned is when you are hot and drunk, concrete is a lovely sleeping surface.

Anyway, I don’t know what the rules are in the room but if I have a bunch of idle time I will try and post some observations. Maybe I should announce myself as a member of the worldwide press? I could show them my still strong Bulgarian audience from the blogger weekly stats page.

Pageviews by Countries

Graph of most popular countries among blog viewers
Entry Pageviews
Bulgaria
1588
United States
150
Sweden
12
France
8
United Kingdom
8
Brazil
7
Germany
6
India
2
Argentina
1
Australia
1
I might be some kind of celebrity over there and never know it. It’s a weird multicultural mix no?

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