Hello Mr. Cool


Holy shit sticks I am voice typing this because I can’t see a goddamn thing. Maybe if someone asks if they will be okay to drive after the dilation you should answer maybe at least. Not no problem, you will easily be able to drive home. This was lunacy having light sensitive eyes on a snow covered bright sunny day. Cold as frozen balls but bright to the point of pain. This was right up there in my top ten most dangerous driving decisions and I have done some stupid shit in my time. I was squinting behind those sweet black plastic film shades and all I could make out was shapes. My heart was racing by the time I got home. I should have known something was amiss when someone flipped a switch in my head and the exam room went fuzzy.


I was so freaked out that I took a picture with my phone and the stupid flash screen thing was on as you can clearly see reflected off the back of my eyeball. Things are coming slowly into focus but trying to read gives me a headache. I’m typing this on my phone with the brightness turned all the way down. Luckily I had straight phone calls this afternoon and only had to call for one dial assist because I couldn’t read the number. Doing this at lunch was a poor choice but driving was downright dumb.

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