If I ever lose my mind and decide to wear a hair hat this one would be in the running. Speaking of nonsensically propelling your body in an unnatural fashion toward always changing imaginary destinations (deep mental inhalation) this is a souvenir from my eldest child’s Disney Princess half marathon. I am proud of her for completing the thing but equally so for choosing a Star Wars Princess over the others. She has now officially run further than I ever have or will on purpose. I am my own worst nightmare.