I might be hammered right now but this muthaeffin octogenarian rocks!

From the outfit to the dowager’s hump this cat has it all. The 1930’s tube socks are awesome but nothing compared to what must have been his childhood lederhosen. Then this talented muthafucka busts out the squeezebox while his chick serenades the crowd under a tent in the rain! These two are unstoppable.

I wound up shockingly in multiple shot contests involving a ski and chanting some nonsense. It’s a little after 9 and there is no way I’m driving home. I will pay for this in the morning.

Right now I’m pretending to be involved in some serious text conversation as a way to bypass a round of shots. Time to throw down the smoke ball and disappear like a vaudeville magician.

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