Me and reddit are old friends but every once in a while it ties my brain into knots. I was wandering down what I used to think of as a rabbit hole but now realize is more aptly described as tunnels from the Vietnam war. I like funny and weird so I guess this is a case of careful what you wish for. I have an unnatural desire to meet the man (and make no mistake this is one twisted bored dude that thought this thing up) behind (pun intended) this combo invention.
I demand to know everything about this product. How many were sold and to whom, approximate geographical locations on all customers, any and all testimonials or reviews, and any other data I can get my hands on. I have so many questions that I feel my brain shutting down.