I’m training this week at the Texas Motor Speedway and the only thing that could make the view better would be fast cars and stands full of fans.
The sheer amount of land this thing takes up is amazing. I was talking to a grounds guy on a break and he said that grocery stores open up in the parking lots during race weeks. This sport is pulling me in with an awesomeness tractor beam.
And just when I thought it couldn’t get any better they have a goat with a patch of hair in the shape of a number 3 on its side taxidermied and under glass.
And I can’t be stuffed and mounted in an attacking bear pose after I go because of legal mumbo jumbo. ridiculous